We all know that there are times when women do not pay so much attention during sex. You may feel tired or you guys may not be doing your best. However, the woman in this story took this lack of engagement to a whole new and rather dangerous level when she broke her husband's penis while shopping online.
The Chinese couple was going to do this when she suddenly returned to pick up her mobile phone so she could shop online.
She set her cell phone to go out at midnight to signal the start of Singles Day, which seems to be a festival that celebrates singles and has become the biggest day of online shopping in the country.
With the mind elsewhere
However, as she turned, our friend let out a scream of pain. An immediate check-up showed no immediate damage and they both went to bed.
When they woke up in the morning, it turned out that the guy had a very purple and very swollen penis.
Well, after a trip to the hospital, the doctor told him that he had broken his Copora cavernosa (the elegant word for erectile tissue) when his lady suddenly changed her position.
Fortunately for him, it looks like he will recover completely because he was noticed early. He wonders what would have happened if he had let it go by itself. In fact, let's not think about it at all.
What I'm going to ask is why the hell is he coming back during sex to get his cell phone? It is suspected that our friend is not the greatest lover on the planet. Maybe you should read some of our Barby Escorts sex tips. I imagine that the things he finds here will mean that shopping will be the last thing on his mind.
On the other hand, women really like shopping, don't they?
