Dirty talking in the bedroom is fantastic when done right. It gives us the mood and helps us with the hot fantasy you describe, but sometimes you can make a big mistake and it can completely ruin your mood.
Here in the Barby Escorts office, we talked about the worst things you can say in the bedroom to try to bring us mood and tell you why it doesn't work the way you want it to.
"Sun - Daddy Me"
This should be taken for granted, but there are a surprising number of boys who think that if he asks us to call them dads he will make us want to jump on their lap. In reality, it makes us want to choose a mile, lock your number and never let you step on our bedroom again.
If that's your fantasy, that's fine, but don't just tell us about it. You should take the time to sit down and explain exactly what the word daddy is that you like so much. As long as we don't take part in a taboo incest role-playing game, we'll probably go with it ... if you ask us nicely and treat us right.
For the most part, it's best to keep the word "d" out of the bedroom. I mean, come on, would you really like to call your partner a "mummy" while ... fuck? I thought not!
"Shhh" or "shut up
If you are in a movie theater and your partner starts talking about the tense action scene in which the main character fights for their life, it is perfectly acceptable to hide them or ask them to wait until the end of the movie. Sure, they might be upset about it, but there is a general understanding that talking at the movies will send you to a special level of hell.
However, it is also generally understood that the bedroom is one place where you can be strong, and if you try to hide your partner or ask him to shut up while they have an orgasm, you can pretty much guarantee that they will come down and come out on you.
If your partner is a little louder for you in the bedroom, there are a few more tactical ways you can keep the noise low. Give them a pillow to bite, telling them that their sight trying to hold back the moans is a huge turn for you. You just don't "know" them or you'll end up with them by hand.
"How do I compare myself to the other boys?"
We women understand that boys are curious about their penis and how it rises to others, but at no point during sex (or at any other point, in fact) should they. you ask your partner how you compare to other guys.
You put them in an incredibly awkward position. You may be one of the men with a dick, so grown-ups stop to admire the snake in their pants as you pass, but you may not be. If you don't measure up, either ask your partner to tell you no (which will hurt your feelings) or lie to you.
Even worse is when you ask how good sex was with another guy. It shouldn't matter how good the guy in front of you was. What should matter is how good you are, so instead of thinking about how many orgasms in a row the last man gave her, work on your own technique so that she doesn't even remember their names when you're done. with her.
"Oh, yeah, you like that, don't you?"
If you find yourself quoting porn movies while having sex, you may want to rethink things. After all, porn stars rarely talk during sex, and the lines with which they appear are some of the most cheesy you've ever heard. Remember, these are the people who will order a pizza and have sex with a delivery man, leaving the pizza cold and untouched on the side.
Please, whatever you do, don't start reading porn stars during sex. You may not realize you're doing it, but if you've ever said something like "oh yeah, you like that, don't you?" then you have.
It may work for some people, but most of us don't really want to tell you if we like or dislike something in bed. If we like it, you'll know. We'll moan and moan and shout your name out loud. If we don't, we could try to move into a better position that works for us. Either way, you don't have to ask us if we like you like you're a porn star.
"Does it always take you that long?"
A shocking number of men think it's okay to ask a woman if you usually take so long to reach orgasm while fucking take. If you do that, you're a chicken. Wouldn't you expect a woman to ask you if you come so fast all the time? So don't do the same to her.
Women take longer to reach orgasm. For men it can be two quick pumps and you're done, but we women have to warm up first. Take it slow and steady and we will eventually get there and you will be well rewarded for your patience. If you start wondering why it takes us so long, you may end up in bed alone.
What phrase stops you in bed? Is it one I mentioned above or is there a much worse phrase than all the combined ones? You can let us know by visiting the forum nimfomaneforum.ro or by leaving a comment in the box below.
